Desert Cruising Wed Jan 4 with Captain Ahab on WPRB Princeton 103.3 FM

Oh Wednesday ⬆️, innit!?!

It is indeed!

Happy New Year, DJ Captain Ahab! 🪅🎉🎊

Happy new year Mr. M! Did you have a nice celebration?

I'm ready for the dessert

Was going to strike quickly with a "first!" before I restart my computer but there's no getting past Mr. M!

👻👻👻

hey TAndy!!

hi Jon!

Guitar Tone Heaven

That Wednesday meme!

I was caught off guard by teh lack of a bike works promo

Fun timez was had! How’s about you, DJ Captain Ahab!?

Happy new year Captain!

Indeedy tis almost Fursday @tandy @mrm

Windsday innit

Yes Dan! She can be the spirit animal for the Wednesday lineup at WPRB

Innit, almost FryDee!?! 🍟🍟🍟

What's a "write"? Ha

It's still Capricorn season, I think

come to rural northwest Jersey, Ahab, we shoot off guns & cannons even on non-holidays

♊️ in may june

Except in Florida

there we go, ok we can save that track for a few months from now

astrology is strictly for entertainment purposes only

Says the Leo

Lol!!

Ahahahaha did I get it?!

Close, but nope 😉

April/May!?

close mr m; I'm a tough crab to read

Oh

There’s an ointment for that

I grew up in the dutch mafia with good pokerface skills

The sun is in my eyes. Hey... you with the sun in your eyes... (George's aunty Ro)

Lol I need a good ointment

L0LZ

all of us 🥺

Ganja ointment

HeyOoo!

👁️👁️

Ahab what am I at, a Dead show? BRING THE STANK

kidding, Ahab

Astrology is REAL. Read all about yourself! And from whom to stay away! 😈

was just warming up

Sorry Ahab I got a lil NJ there

lol

Dat STANKY riff

TAndy I saw outtakes from the hilarious pipe episode of Seinfeld 😂

Pipe smoking needs a comeback

Ahab is commanding demons today

Did someone say Seinfeld smoke????? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/467333126255804418/976376442520756264/unknown.png

COWBELL.

Or was that St. Anger snare sound

TAndy Quickmeme on the LOOSE 😂

My overplayed Seinfeld trivia... What do these words represent: GREAT MEN - HOROSCOPE - OBSESSION - LOVE CHAIN - 30'S SERIALS - DEATH WISH - RUG BURN - ON THE USA - THE TITLE ...

All Them Witches is a fantastic band name

👁️👁️

Dayum Brian D ! 🤷

Agreed, Dan

Which witch did you have a problem with?

Sharpie written titles on the VHS tapes on Jerry's shelf in the early seasons. Pause on a hi def tv made some little Easter eggs pop up

ALL THEM WITCHES

Just blurs earlier. Clear now on the big tv streaming

Dayum Brian, that is 🐇hole material

Rug Burn😝

This is not what I thought All Them Witches would sound like

right?! I was really surprised

I'm Seinfeld illiterate but TAndy has rad stankface memes from the show

But the rearranged screen crops make it impossible to see the Steal Your Face skull on Kramer's car now (airport pickup ep maybe). And the pothole in the street causing all kinds of problems is not even visible now! Technology....

Awwww, mama is how true Southerners say mom/mum

ATM is a hard band to nail down. I saw em live but in a big place and I'd had a buncha edibles

*ATW

All Them Mitches

I think there are different titles on the VHS tapes in later seasons. Then they might even disappear in the last seasons.. he rearranged his life as he matured ha

This is so dark

I know a dog named Mitchell, fukn lunatic hound

Well Brian D I know where to go now for Seinfeld lore

Extreme Rob Zombie voice: "Dig through the ditches and burn through the Mitches"

Dog named " Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad". Mark for short. He says it's alright i hear

Lol Dan

I'm currently mad at Rob Zombie because The Munsters

Lol Brian! Grand Funk!

I think Ahab is on the peyote today

Band name: Ahab on Peyote

lol good one

Hell - O

That was the full name of The Butthole Surfers dog. Dog / mascot/ tour companion / legend

great tone, Wheels

hey hey Richard

Head be bangin'

Brian D I heard that! Thanks for jogging the mem

The fuzz is strong with this one.

The Buttholes and all their dogs

These last two songs - 🔥🔥🔥💥

The BSers didnt know where the dogs were half the time due to the LSD abuse

woof

Had a job in Chicago at a place with an "office dog." That dog's name was Grandma. Every time that animal got loose my boss had to run into the middle of Western Avenue shouting "Grandma! GRANDMA!"

Sabbath worshippin band

Lol Jon 🐕💨

That funky acoustic bit sneaks in there like mid 70s Sabs

All them witchfinders

No Grandma not on the fire hydrant!

This one ain't no foolin'. They play all the riffs with vice grips here

yeah, tis sludgey

Lol Ahab

"Grandma took a dump on Western Ave"

They use a mammoth horn as a guitar pick

Yo Captain!

Lol Brian, good one

Which was the non metaly one a few songs back, kinda new agey? I liked it, thought a diff show was on tho!

Great white shark tooth picks. Whale fin guitar picks (all sourced from animals that passed away from old age natural causes)

I hate to admit it, but one of the most METAL guitars is Trey Antipasto's (phish) with a dang antler theremin attached to it

Probably All Them Witches, DSM

hey DSM! It might have been Mama is a Shining Star or Into the Heart of the Sun pt 2

Thanks Dan. And Ahab. Will point my google at them both

DSM, Ahab is testing us today, pop quiz, check yo neck

Loving this witch block holy shit

by All Them Witches or Marco Ragni, respectively

Balthvs was kinda 70s soul clean guitar. Marco Ragni kinda fusion mello. All them Witches track was kinda like a cult chant indoctrination...

Oh yeah, just once again remembered if I click the pic, it plays a sample! Thanks everyone tho!

ZZ Top with the assorted knife stabbed guitars. And the plush fur guitars..

(was thinking of all them witches, turns out)

WHAAT? I did not know that DSM about the samples

You didn't??????

No!

Gary Holt of Exodus has a guitar painted with his blood 😳

It only works on songs with the pictures next to them btw

To be fair it looks different to me but I clearly haven't spent enough time clicking around during other djs' sets

I'm getting geared up to slay a dragon rn

Orc metal !! Orccore

Reminds me of Michael Scott on Office sadly listening to the repeated 15 second sample of "their song" after breakup when he didn't want to pay for the whole track.

Smaug stole all my damn weed and he's been smoking up the kingdom with it. Wasting it!!

ORC WEED.

Subwoofer vocal range here

Lol BDSC

LOL Brian D

lol Brian

frequency only orcs can haer

Oh chit this album cover is a nod to Rush 'caress of steel', an early stoner gem

Still not much metal has approached the old folk song lyrics about making a fiddle with the finger bones as pegs ( Oh the Wind and Rain, Two Sisters etc etc). Yellow hair wound into strings etc. None mo met'l

Brian D nice!

(I'm trying to lure DTO out in the open)

This one is no jokin either

Hi

Love this one!

hey Ossy

all these N's again, and all so good!

Damn, Siena Root w/ the retro sound

Yeah, this is great

SCUZZY OL' YETI, aint got much meat on the bones

Standing bear with mange, or Sasquatch?

Mange Bear

cult of the naked snail!! Where do I sign up

This one nice too

Like Time Sludge

aka SLUG

Arbor Day Bob. Represented.

And hello Ahab!

howdy Ossy!

Sabbath Sounds Vol. 4

I have a stomachache from all that sludge

So, gonna start playing Swedish bands in 2023 Ahab?

Lol 🇸🇪

Didn't they figure out the spotted lantern fly doesn't really cause any damage?

One third of the way there!

Lol, sorry Ahab didn't mean to blast the PSA live haha

no apologies! the people must know!

One third of the way where Jon?!

To show 666!

oh gosh yes you're right!

Haint seen a lanternfly in Dirty Jersey since last summer

666!

I think this is the first Wednesday with the Dan / Ahab / JS / ML quadfecta since before Thanksgiving? Feels right.

2023 is off to a good start

You have to hit spotted lanternflys head on, like hunting rabbit

Due to their eye POV

Quadfecta !!

They were all over Ocean Grove / Asbury/ Belmar. Just like littering all beach surfaces. Dying in the hot sand. Not meant to be here. They can cause damage to crops. Whether they cause serious damage to big trees still undermined but ya takes, time studies etc. Still advised get rid of the eggs (but i can never spot those patches??)

More of them east / north of central NJ than summer 2021, for sure.

Yea Matt, they jump backwards, sideways etc. By the dregs of warm weeks in Aug-Sept they were slow tho.. like the riff coming back mid- song ....

I wanna die in the hot sand, sounds rad

I wanna drink that hot sand coffee they have in Turkey

Also Turkish 'mad honey' made from rhododendron bees

I'm not saying that they are not absolutely everywhere and reproduce like crazy, but I think the initial hysteria of them destroying everything was maybe not entirely true.

This one here! Thick riffs!

i can confirm is gud, though the hot sand aspect is really just an alternative stove, turkish coffee made on the stove tastes the same :)

rhododendron is one of my top fave natural smells

That's a nice popcorny snare

Reminds me of Trouble

pop goes perfection gave me anxiety as a child

Lol DSM

Sea of Snakes are very into... snakes

True but hot sand is cooler. Hot sand, Propane, and solar heating food are the coolest ways to cook

I had a solar steak once, was amazeballs

All this sand talk reminds me I haven't watched Dune in a while

An old friend made me some Turkish coffee at his place some years ago and it was the second best coffee ever. Second behind my dad's. Dads always make the best covfefe 💙

covfefe

Hands up if you also call it covfefe!

I'm playing some desert missions in Jak 3 (buggy PS4 version) to commemorate being awake for this. ✋ I like to call it Coffer too

Glad you could join TAndy

I forgot Dune part II comes out this year!

October. Seeing the prior one in a rented theater with a bunch of pals made me never want to go to the movies any other way again.

Can't wait. Messiah is my favorite one in the series, I'm secretly hoping they combine it with part two

Lol my dad n mom only made instant crystals with powdered creamer, def not the best, tho I will have it now and then for nostalgic reasons.

"Hollywood" Jon Solomon with his private screenings ova here!

My dad uses double filter with chock full of nuts New York blend, with like half an inch of milk in the mug before the coffee. Mr. Wolf would even approve.

I'm a Lynch Dune-r but openminded to new ones

My mother enjoys a bit of coffee with her milk, I on the other hand drink it black lol

Mr. Wolf !!

Renting a theater on a Saturday afternoon in south Jersey was shockingly inexpensive. Like $8 a person!

On the hottest day of the summer I always make it a tradition to watch Pulp Fiction. My nephew will finally be old enough to watch it this year, can't wait to show him the best movie ever.

It would be $800/person in northeast nj

@Jonn What???? Can you bring your own movie?

What if the day you thought was the hottest was exceeded a week later by an even hotter day? Do you watch it again??

Jon that actually is cheaper than an adult ticket! How many friends does one need to accomplish such a stunt?

I did not organize this blessed event but there were ~40 of us.

To rent one of the theaters in the New Brunswick area on a weekday is only $125 regardless of how many people come.

I watched it three times last year >:)

lol

$125 for a large group isn't bad

New Brownswick for the win

The 24 screen theater closest to us shut down during the pandemic and I can't see it ever re-opening.

I'ma rent a theater and watch Trash Humpers alone

AMC 24? Nah Jon I was so sad they closed :(

LOL

I will attend a Trash Humpers screening!

I wonder how many abandoned multiplexes will become something like for-profit universities given that they've already got the seats and projection capabilities.

AMC Market Fair is nice but Neshaminy is the only one with that grungy grimey feel

You n me DSM

Matt Sabbath and DSM projecting Trash Humpers on the back of a Wawa in the middle of the night.

HA! That would be the way to do it

I miss 42nd street nyc in the mid 70s to mid 80s 💉🎥🍿💩

I'm afraid to Google Trash Humpers

LOLOLOLOLOL JON

Be very afraid BDSC

Trash Humpers is more of a Quik Chek thing tbh

Lol

God I miss Sheetz

It made my ex cry 45 minutes in

Whoops

TAndy did you get yer curds?

Not since mondae

This is delightfully Killdozer-y.

still haven't had Sheetz

Killdozer!

I just went to the Sheetz website and was seeing what the hoagie builder looks like and they don't offer oil n vinegar so they can GTFO!!!!!

Gotta have the oil & vin

Never mind, found it, looked like the Pepsi logo glanced right over it

lol, do they have them...separately"

?

oh good

Sheetz claim to fame is their warm food and fried appetizers

You can't get mozz sticks, jalapeno poppers, cheese curds, and fries that taste as good as McDonald's at Wawa

Good to know, I will have to get "curded" sooner than later

MUDWAGON

TAndy, would you trade Wawa for Sheetz if you had the power?

Nobody has turned me onto doomier sludge than Captain Ahab.

<3

What an honor! <3

Truth

102?!?!

Thanks for the RAWK!!!!!

Absolutely DSM. If I want a good hoagie I'll go to QC, or Hoagie Haven if I want a big boy. Primos if I'm feeling fancy

🤩

I had a legitimately disappointing Hoagie Haven order right before Christmas. Had to go again to make sure all was right in the world and my eggplant parm was indeed delicious. They always seem to be out of red hot peppers these days though...

I will have to try this Sheetz, tho I believe Wawa > QC hands down so I dunno where I will stand

Banana peppers are not "extra hot peppers," Hoagie Haven!

Hoagie Haven treat my boy Jon S right!

If I see a Sheetz then I usually think I need to drive back home soon.

I have some super hot sauce for that, Jon! Can't eat a hoagie without it

And yeah the closest Sheetz to here is 2 hours away lolol

Turkey Hill sames

The disappointing hoagie I attempted to salvage from home with my own spicy cherry peppers but it was not to be.

Hmmm time to head back to civilization

Thanks Captain Ahab! Great show today!

@ Captain Ahab (host) I seem to be the Spotted Lanternfly reporter for The Montgomery News. And be very afraid of them! They don't bite, sting or carry disease, but they drain trees, fruits (especially vineyard grapes) and veggies dry. And they love living in so-called Tree of Heaven junk trees/shrubs -- which are everywhere especially in woods and vacant lots. They can overrun sections of forests and even towns. A major invasive pest. Educate yourself, and stomp them out (literally) on sight!

I've never had Turkey Hill. Used to love their tea though

Fun show & chat, happy new year, seeya in the desert

Many thanks, DJ

We are long overdue to make our homemade Momba Bomba fried eggplant sandwiches... Big production that frying in oil tho....

Thanks for the show Captain! Hope to hear you more in the Spring

Nice show Ahab, like sludge Flex.

Great show, Captain

Brian D - with you there.

Crunchy rice flour / wheat flour blend mmmm . Hot hot sauce mayo blend mmmm

Ooh this is a good one

Today's program was the perfect show for my afternoon.

Seeded roll mmm....

Stankface activated

Great show Ahab!

straight stankin'

Rock on

Stay stanky y'all

Many thanks team! And good to know Richard, I'll know for next time I read that PSA

Happy new year all!

3:02 PM		BALTHVS Sun In Gemini N Sun In Gemini - Single 2022
3:05 PM		Set Break: ----------------------------------------------------
3:08 PM		Marco Ragni Into the Heart of the Sun N Into the Heart of the Sun - Single Mind Dazed Records 2022
3:14 PM		Red Sun Lord I Command You N I Command You - Single 2022
3:19 PM		All Them Witches Mama Is a Shining Star N Mama Is a Shining Star - EP 2022
3:30 PM		Wheels The Curse Ep II - EP 2022
3:34 PM		Witchfinder The Old Days Forgotten Mansion Mrs Red Sound 2022
3:40 PM		Smoke of Isengard Smaug... The Dragon N Orc Metal 2022
3:46 PM		Siena Root Coincidence & Fate N Revelation 2022
3:50 PM		Scuzzy Yeti Prime Mover N Ruined 2022
3:54 PM		Aberdar Valkyrie N The Cult of the Naked Snail 4394041 Records DK 2022
3:57 PM		Set Break: ----------------------------------------------------
4:07 PM		Grin Alterna Revenant recordJet 2018 rerelease in 2022
4:09 PM		Sammal Sehr kryptisch Sehr kryptisch - Single Svart Records 2022
4:13 PM		Fuzzole Kašmír 2 N Palačinky EP 2022
4:17 PM		Sea Of Snakes End of the Sun N The Serpent & the Lamb Wet Records 2022
4:23 PM		Brützel' Sail N Vol. 0 2022
4:32 PM		Temporal Riff Bloodwine N Bloodwine - EP 2022
4:35 PM		Quasicosm Ejecta N Quasicosm 2022
4:38 PM		Bacchus Baracus Hog Tied N All Art Is Theft 2022
4:45 PM		Mudwagon Fear N Orse Riding 2022
4:51 PM		Set Break: ----------------------------------------------------
4:58 PM		En la Niebla El Sendero del Druida N El Limbo de los Callados - EP 2022

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